Zub Tales

Above the kitchen cupboards in our new place there’s about a four inch gap where the cupboards jut out from the wall. Apparently, the many people who have lived here before us have never cleaned there.

I noticed some dust clumps peeking over the edge and decided I’d stand on a chair to get a closer look… then I used a paint scraper to take off the substantial layer of pure green-grey scum that had accumulated up there. Good God, what the hell was that stuff? I have no idea how some people can live with filth like that. Bleh. That stuff was nasty enough to make me want an exocist to give it a few banishing prayers before I sent it down the garbage shute.