Zub Tales

A pretty good weekend overall… I’m feeling sick and it seems I’ll be fighting off a cold for the next couple days. Enough about that though, two excellent separate lines heard this weekend, here for you, completely out of context:

LINE #1:
Eric Kim: “It’s been so long since I’ve seen a real karate chop like that.”

LINE #2:
Gal: “At least I’m not an ass raping monkey.”

TAH DAH!